Nick 'Bermuda' Chilvers gets clubman of the month for his sterling work where it matters most... off the pitch. Recently at an all dayer, the big man took himself home first as he was too drunk, he later came back out, then proceeded to take himself home first again. Big hand to this lad, he's put in a good effort for the 2's so far this season and he knows his way around a rugby social.

Ed Mazlavekhagas is a northern bastard. A massive meat head northern bastard. This month he tops UPRFC's dickhead chart for breaking the leg of his own team mate, potentially ruling him out of a first team varsity place. That being said, Bert was unlikely to make the team at all as he is pure toilet.